Weird Cousin - Jimmy Fallon

Lyrics by：Jimmy Fallon/Sage Boggs

Composed by：Jimmy Fallon/Sage Boggs

Produced by：Jimmy Fallon/John Rooney

He showed up on a motorcycle

Late on Christmas Eve

Says his name is Liam

But last year it was Steve

You don't know if he has a job

And you don't care to ask

He spends the evening in the corner

Sipping from a flask

He's your weird cousin

Your weird cousin

Who's so fricking weird

Your weird cousin

Your weird cousin

He can't grow a beard

Your weird cousin

Your weird cousin

Everybody has a weird cousin

Your weird cousin

Your weird cousin

And you can't help but love him

He shows up on a moped

His hair is soaking wet

He needs to borrow money

'Cause he lost his in a horseracing bet

He smells like gasolinе

Mixed with the county fair

Spends the evening trying to sell

The family Tupperware

He's your weird cousin

Your weird cousin

Who's so fricking strange

Your weird cousin

Your weird cousin

Think he might have mange

Your weird cousin

Your weird cousin

Everybody has a weird cousin

Your weird cousin

Your weird cousin

And you can't help but love him

Conspiracy theory time

The moon landing it wasn't real they staged it in L.A

He believes the FBI is really the CIA

The president's a lizard and so are all the royals

We should all wear pointy hats made of aluminum foil

He's your weird cousin

Your weird cousin

He's so fricking odd

So fricking odd

Your weird cousin

Your weird cousin

How are you even related?

How are we related?

Your weird cousin

Your weird cousin

If you don't have a weird cousin

I'm sorry it's true but look around the room

The weird cousin is you