Sheldon Bloom - Andrew Lloyd Webber/Sarah Brightman

I'll walk your dog

I'll be the first one in the shower

We'll make love every hour

Beneath your Van Goh

I'll park the car

And I'll whistle while the eggs are frying

I'll dance while your shirts are drying

Waltz or tango

Let me move in

And let's get this show rolling

I'll talk to your plants

I'll even go bowling

There is nothing

I wouldn't do

I'd be the perfect little lady for you

Sheldon Bloom

Make some room

Won't say a word

When you're watching Spencer Tracy

I'll learn to dig Count Bassie

Nothing to it

I'll start to jog

If thats what you want to take up

I'll stop wearing makeup

I can do it

When you meditate

I promise I'll be quiet

I won't eat eclairs

I'll share your sugar free diet

There is nothing I wouldn't do

I'll be the perfect little lady for you

Sheldon dear

Pass the key

I'll give up pork

In a will tune that old viola

Quote things from Emile Zola

I must get that book

I'll make chicken soup

When you feel fluey

Be your analyst

When your heads real screwy

There is nothing I wouldn't do

I'd be the perfect little lady for you

Sheldon dear