Letter Home - Andrew Lloyd Webber/Sarah Brightman

Written by：Andrew Lloy

Mom I've got a lot to tell you

Me and Joe have had a bust up

This will be the last letter with the post mark stamped NY

I've met a film producer

Please don't laugh his name is Sheldon

He's what the people here all call

A real together guy

He is off to California

And he wants me to go with him

Oh thanks for your last letter

I was thrilled to hear from you

The pictures of Aunt Edna

Are all absolutely lovely

And incidentally Sheldon's mom

Loves Mantovani too

Mom you must ignore the neighbors

You just can't stop Cassius barking

You'll become a nervous wreck love

Just by listening to them

Sheldon's got a house in

Bel Air well it's really a pink mansion

It has electric gates and armed guards

And he calls it La Boheme

Sheldon says we've no trouble

Yes he need my blessy green card

Call it fachive mommy fee can't

I would say that no one kind

He place wash with touchbath

Someone he's a senetar from UK

In Mazvel Hill you just don't come across this solid man

Sheldon has a lot of meetings

Well he's terribly ambitious

He's working on a musical 'bout

Rommel as a boy

Tell dad I will be livid

If you spend two weeks in Folkstone

I know that La Boheme's a place that you will both enjoy