Good Vibrations - Various Artists

Written by：Joe Kent/Mark Williams/Ebony Williams

Ladies follow me now moaning

Damn my my batteries low shiiit

See I don't fuss and fight if he ain't acting right I just tell him

Say hello to my little friend

See I don't bust or spit if he ain't home yet you better tell him

Say hello to my little friend

See I don't give a f**k if he packin' stuff just let him go

And say hello to my little friend

See I'ma be alright on the lonely nights you don't believe me say

Hello to my little friend

Now ladies listen closely to the sh*t I'm bout to share with you

See I'ma show you what it take to get the perfect screw

Since ain't nobody speakin' on it I'ma be the first to say it

And let these niggas know they sex is highly overrated

I ain't never been the type to sit and wait on some ni**a

Especially when I know I can make me cum quicker

No I ain't really interested in how much you packin'

Cause I got something that can guarantee me satisfaction

And see my tatics safer than using some pro ka lactic

Safer than using any other code of action really though

Don't get it twisted tryin' to think I'm on some right sh*t

The right dick can turn me on faster than a light switch

Guess I got a fascination when it comes to masturbation

Nothing like the sensation penetratin' got me shakin'

Now I caught the Midas touch give me the slightest rush

Something bout it makes me blush the only one I trust

See I don't fuss and fight if he ain't acting right I just tell him

Say hello to my little friend

See I don't bust or spit if he ain't home yet you better tell him

Say hello to my little friend

See I don't give a f**k if he packin' stuff just let him go

And say hello to my little friend

See I'ma be alright on the lonely nights you don't believe me say

Hello to my little friend

Now here's something that women do

That I just can't see to phatom now why the f**k

We walkin' round faking orgasms

Ain't nobody speaking on it I'ma be the first to say it

And let these niggas know they sex is highly overrated

I ain't never been the type to waste my time with amateurs

Cause ain't nothing worser than a ni**a with no stamina

And then got the nerve to go and run and tell your home boys

Well did you tell them I had to cum off my own toys

Know a lot of niggas gon get mad and say I'm male bashing

And yeah I know they probably hate this song with a passion

Instead of attitude you should be showing gratitude

Tryin' to show you little dudes an avenue you never knew

A lot of ladies walk around frustrated sexually

When it comes to fixin' they don't know how easy that could be

Follow my instructions carefully

I promise you for surely guarantee

That it will make you come faster than a speeding bullet

See I don't fuss and fight if he ain't acting right I just tell him

Say hello to my little friend

See I don't bust or spit if he ain't home yet you better tell him

Say hello to my little friend

See I don't give a f**ck if he packin' stuff just let him go

And say hello to my little friend

See I'ma be alright on the lonely nights you don't believe me say

Hello to my little friend

Say hello to my little friend

Say hello to my little friend

Say hello to my little friend

Say hello to my little friend