Bony Moronie - Various Artists

I got a girl named Bony Moronie

She's as skinny

As a stick of macaronie

Oughta see her rock and roll

With her blue jeans on

She's not very fat

Just skin and bone

But I love her

And she loves me

Oh how happy now we can be

Making love underneath the appletree

Well I told her mama

And her papa too

Just exactly what I wanna do

I wanna get married on a night in June

And rock and roll by

The light of the silvery moon

Cause I love her

And she loves me

Oh how happy now we can be

Making love undernesth the appletree

She's my one and only

She's my hearts desire

She's a real upseter

She's a real life wire

Everybody turns when my baby walks by

She's something to see

She really catches the eye

That's why I love her

And she loves me

Oh how happy now we can be

Making love underneatn the appletree