DJ Lazlow Intro - Various Artists

V-Rock

What is the rock and roll lifestyle

A leather jacket long hair

Waking up with mystery bruises and a nasty itch

Of course

But it's more than that

It's laughing at the establishment

Even if you don't know what the establishment is

And that's what Lazlow is all about

I'm 100 percent rebel I got kicked out

Of school after the 12th grade man

That's why when V-Rock was looking for

A DJ to open the portals of hell

And play commercials in between

The records they'd chosen they picked me

V-Rock home of Lazlow and the Vulture

I'll tell you one thing

It takes a lot of soul compassion

Commitment and artistic integrity

To play other people's music for money

So listen to this

Don't sell out

I never will

Get a lighter turn out the lights

And turn up the stereo

Because V-Rock and I have teamed up

With the record companies to show you how to party

I've hand-picked my favorite records that I play on my show

These are records that I feel almost

As passionate about as I do about myself

Only sissies cry

Real men stand in the rain and listen to this

V-rock