Eris Pump up Shoes (口白) - Various Artists

Pump it I'm running on air I'm walking on clouds

I don't exercise I don't care pump it

I paid top-dollar for these incredible

High-technology polyester shoes to walk around

The mall and shop for more sports equipment

I won't play sports in

I need to get more from life much more

I need to get high really high high on air

Oh yeah these eris shoes really pump up

That's right you can now buy some air

The science of sports and marketing

Results in a shoe that pumps

Sound silly to you what if we told you that

Eris pump up would improve your game by

300 persent

But I don't have a game

You gotta have game be a winner

Pump up and slam dunk

Oh yeah God the size of your shoes

You'll shave seconds off your personal best

Oh yeah you mean I can

Whack off even more times a day

Absolutely probably five times more

Because you'll be walking on air

You'll feel so much more athletic

After pumping up your shoes you'll

Automatically lose weight and feel high-tech

Just like a sports star you are a star

Now you're a winner with air in shoes

Now I can reach for the stars

I've pumped up my ego

Pump it

Pump it up with eris