Commando Pest Eradication (口白) - Various Artists

It was 9 AM the phone rang

Commando Pest Eradication

You saw a bug on your child's apple

Code Red boys We got a live one

Your home much like the rest of the world

Is infested with unwanted vermin

Commando Pest Eradication will wage war on nature

So you don't have to

Hello mam

Thank God you're here

I saw a bug in the kitchen

You did the right thing mam

We'll take it from here

Everything's going to be okay

Commando Pest Eradication uses

Only the most lethal chemicals

To rid your home of unwanted life

Our team is composed of military trained professionals

That know how to take care of a messy situation fast

After successfully de-foliating Vietnam

We turned our attention to the homefront

Your homefront

We've got the situation in the kitchen contained Sir

But I found this

Jesus what the hell is this

That's my daughter

Looks more like VietCong to me

Commando Pest Eradication

We kill everything in sight so you feel safer

It's the war on nature

And this time we're winning