Good morning class

Here are ten simple ways

To get rid of a lazy boyfriend

Leave him like he leaves the dishes

Stain him like he stains his shirts

Ignore him like he ignores the lawn

Make him watch you while you flirt

Kick him bite him slap him hit him

Tie him up put him in the trunk

Drug him bug him slug him mug him

Wash your hands

Throw him out with the junk

Runaway runaway runaway now

Put your lipstick on

It's ladies night

Kick your manolo blankits high

It's ladies night