Don't Be a Douchebag - Jump Smokers

Oh my god girl check out this guy

I mean like does he have enough gel in his hair

And nice T shirt

And the sunglasses c'mon in a club

So over what a douchebag

Check your T shirt before you leave your house

Does it really fit or would it fit on Minnie Mouse

Hand for the gel to make your hair all spiky

Then you're looking in the mirror like

Why don't these girls like me

Don't be a douchebag

Don't be a douchebag

If it's winter in the Chi you shouldn't be tan

Unless you're Asian Puerto Rican black or Mexican

Ed hardy hat bro you're over 30

This is just a warning or you'll end up on the dirty

Don't be a douchebag

Don't be a douchebag

Don't be a douchebag

Don't be a douchebag

Don't be a douchebag

Don't be a douchebag

Don't be a douchebag

Don't be a douchebag

Don't be a douchebag

Don't be a douchebag

Don't be a douchebag

Don't be a douchebag

Don't be a douchebag

You think it's only guys but you girls are guilty too

That Louis bag is fake I bet my life your breasts are too

Bleached blond hair and a super kissy face

I've seen that chick in person she looks better on MySpace

Don't be a douchebag

Don't be a douchebag

Don't be a douchebag

Don't be a douchebag

Don't be a douchebag

Don't be a douchebag

Don't be a douchebag

Don't be a douchebag

Don't be a douchebag