Christmas Unicorn - Sufjan Stevens

I'm a Christmas unicorn in a uniform made of gold

With a billy-goat beard and a sorcerer's shield

And mistletoe on my nose

Oh I'm a Christian holiday I'm a symbol of original sin

I've a pagan tree and a magical wreath

And bow-tie on my chin

Oh I'm a pagan heresy I'm a tragical Catholic shrine

I'm a little bit shy with a lazy eye

And a penchant for sublime

Oh I'm a mystical apostasy I'm a horse with a fantasy twist

Though I play all night with my magical kite

People say I don't exist

For I make no full apology for the category I reside

I'm a mythical mess with a treasury chest

I'm a construct of your mind

Oh I'm hysterically American

I've a credit card on my wrist

And I have no home or a field to roam

I will curse you with my kiss

Oh I'm a criminal pathology with a history of medical care

I'm a frantic shopper and a brave pill-popper

And they say my kind are rare

But I've seen others in the uniform

Of a unicorn just like me

We are legions wide and we choose no sides

We are masters of mystique

For you're a Christmas unicorn

I have seen you on the beat

You may dress in the human uniform child

But I know you're just like me

I'm the Christmas unicorn

You're the Christmas unicorn too

I'm the Christmas unicorn

You're the Chrictmas unicorn too

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You're the Christmas unicorn too it's alright I love you

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You're the Christmas unicorn too it's alright I love you

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You're the Christmas unicorn too it's alright I love you

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You're the Christmas unicorn too it's alright I love you

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