I Must Be High - South Park Mexican

I'm damned if I do damned if I don't

Holla f**k the world with my chest full of smoke

I choke on my breakfast the end of my necklace

Say d**e house records screwston texas

The diamonds in my emblems is cut like a princess

You can keep the lexus 'cause I got 2 benz's

I'm in your girlfriends' hot intestines

'Cause I bought her 2 dresses

Some contact lenses

Got a message in a bottle

Hit the throttle in my carro

Click clack my semi auto 'cause

I'm tryin' to see tomorrow

Bought a condo for my top

Hoe 'cause she workin' that taco

It's the top sellin' vato 23's on the tahoe

TV screens margarita machines with street marines

Got love for the crips bloods latin kings

If it means anything this for all my G's

I'm in jail cause I forgot my f**kin' ABC's

Another DWI drunk f**kin' high

I'll be out before the muthaf**kin'

Sun can touch the sky

They call me young thurston howell the 3rd

That's my word

I'm a swang I'm a swerve

I'm a park scrape the curve

Why when I'm not high does my life

Feel like it's missin' somethin'

I know that I must be high

So that I can function

Why when I'm not high does my life

Feel like it's missin' somethin'

I know that I must be high

So that I can function

I'm a use my 3 wishes I'm very superstitious

No matter where I go

I meet a bunch of horny b**ches

Burn a few bridges feed a few pigeons

F**k 'em so good they wake up wash dishes

The food was delicious bacon eggs biscuits

No french kisses no hippopotamuses

I'm picky if you strictly dickly

You can't get with me

As I represent houston like what

The damn whitney

I'm a get 'em when I get 'em

I loved 'em I fed 'em

Lived in peace I ain't gonna let 'em

When I see 'em I'm gonna wet 'em

Shut 'em down like D-town my homey ackavelie

Peace to happareli my ni**a john freddy

My drink is thick as jelly I love my sh*t money

4 do's in this b**ch we gon' do them boys ugly

Ready for the rumble leave 'em lyin' in a puddle

Y'all don't really want no trouble

With the lord of the jungle

Why when I'm not high does my life

Feel like it's missin' somethin'

I know that I must be high

So that I can function

Why when I'm not high does my life

Feel like it's missin' somethin'

I know that I must be high

So that I can function

I walks in the club grabbin' on my dick

As the police officers pattin' down my click

They say my bandana breaks the dress code

Every fine f**kin' b**ch I see is my ex hoe

I'm hoggin' I'm doggin' creepin' I'm crawlin'

Believe me this my callin' it's time to do you all in

Everybody jump jump boys trip what what

Let my double barrel shotty

Go barump-pa-pump-pum

Slangin' slab motor rocks up in old man's land

Burnin' off in my "Smokey the bandit" Trans am

The rope around my neck is just danglin' janglin'

Sometimes I smoke the rain

Get wetter than a penguin

Aunt jemima sipper hoes like jack tripper

Peace to big dipper What the deal much ni**a

Hook like johnny topy

It's d**e house livin' prosperous

I tip my waitress she can't stop sayin' 'gracias'

Why when I'm not high does my life

Feel like it's missin' somethin'

I know that I must be high

So that I can function

Why when I'm not high does my life

Feel like it's missin' somethin'

I know that I must be high

So that I can function