Mexican Heaven (feat. Carolyn Rodriguez) - South Park Mexican/Carolyn Rodriguez
Will I see my homey Chris there
He got smoked by some fools who shouldn't be alive
I'm tryin' to cope but it's just so hard
Dear God will I see him on the boulevard
Can you tilt your hat to the side if you want
Or do you gotta have it straight to the front
I been saggin' dicky's ever since I was 8
I wonder will somebody try to tell me I can't
I won a knife at the carnival they have off Jensen
It's just for good luck not for a weapon
I wonder can I take it
Well that's if I'm naked
But I don't wanna walk around all butt naked
Will my hydraulics work up in the clouds
Do people start complainin' if the music is loud
These are the things that I asked the reverend:
"Excuse me sir but can Mexican's go to Heaven "
The other day I spoke to the reverend
To see if he'd say that Mexican's could go to Heaven
When I grow old though I know this life is a blessin'
I wanna know is there a Mexican Heaven lord
Will my grandfather's beer breath be real bad
Or will they make him take mints or the white tic tacs
Do the RB Hip Hop radio stations play all raps
Or do they still be hatin'
People owe me money from previous business
I wonder can I get it with a little bit interest
What about drop outs with no education
I can't spell good but I know multiplication
Do they got real tortillas for all the races
Or them fake little skinny ones like some places
I know my sancha's out of the question
But on the cool she got love for a Mexican
Will my homies pitch in or wanna smoke for free
Will they have gas money or depend on me
Can I roll on gold streets in my '57
Let me know can Mexican's go to Heaven
The other day I spoke to the reverend
To see if he'd say that Mexican's could go to Heaven
When I grow old though I know this life is a blessin'
I wanna know is there a Mexican Heaven lord
Will they charge an arm leg for the new Mike Jordan's
Or sell them half price so everyone can afford them
What about tobacco products Do they ban them
One thing about cigarettes: I just can't stand them
Is minimum wage all they offer my people
Does my uncle gotta marry someone just to be legal
Will he get dirty looks 'cause he can't speak English
Do the chicks dress up or do they show their chichis
What kind of clubs do they have in Heaven
I don't dance Techno no 2-steppin'
I got a few warrants will they follow me there
Or can I start clean with a record that's clear
Is my pitbull there His name is Plex
He choked on his chain jumpin' over the fence
I'm sorry if I'm askin' you too many questions
I just gotta know can Mexican's go to Heaven
The other day I spoke to the reverend
To see if he'd say that Mexican's could go to Heaven
When I grow old though I know this life is a blessin'
I wanna know is there a Mexican Heaven lord