Rosenberg Skit - Rick Ross

What a beautiful day has been at Bethshalom Miami

I'm rabbi Peter Rosenberg

And I wanna congratulate our bar mitzvah Ricky Rosay

I've never seen a service so lavish

I've never seen such a spread

Like the lunching provided by wing stop

So delicious and we thank you

Never have I seen such beautiful titties

Hanging out at a bar mitzvah service before

But it's appropriate because today Ricky you are a man

And you will enjoy the fruits that come with being a man

And that's why tonight

We will all be out together with the MMG family

And all of Rick's friends

At the beautiful King of Diamonds gentlemen's club to celebrate

To have a nosh and to enjoy each other's company

Ricky now that you are bar mitzvah

What would you like to say to the community