Ever since the meteor strikAnnotatee earlier this week

The burgundy mist or fog

Has been spreading throughout the metro

Since then there had been numerous reports of strange

But positive side effects

Including a dramatic decrease in crime

Kansas City Police are stunned

This week they have responded to ZERO emergency calls

Kansas City School Officials are also reporting some dramatic changes

Since the burgundy skies overtook the city

Student attendance and test scores are BOTH up significantly

School administrators as well as the police chiefs say

If this dramatic change is a result of our new burgundy skies

Then they certainly hope the burgundy

Mist will keep spreading for the good of mankind

They say their hope is that this

Cold harsh earth

Will eventually become a better place for us all to live

I'm Mark Alford Goodnight