Tattoo段子 - 直火帮Chuck Zigga Jiang

词：直火帮Chuck Zigga Jiang

曲：直火帮Chuck Zigga Jiang

混音：直火帮Feezy

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The First time I saw a tattoo it was on a pig

I don't know if your mom and my mom went to the same market

But one day she came home with a tattoo pork

I was like mom what are you doing with this gangster pig

My mom said oh getting a tattoo means you can kill this pig

And I was like OMG

Getting a tattoo means they can kill you

Turns out rappers do get killed

But I also don't like tattoos just because I dont like the look of it

I don't know if you guys have a 花臂friend

It just look like they got a fancy 棉毛衫all year

Wearing a 棉毛衫with their 汗毛sticking out

I was like omg where did you get this

Send me the Taobao link I wanna get a 同款

One day at my concert a fan walked up to me and said

I love your music so much that I tattooed your face on my arm

Yeah this thing on her arm

And I looked at her I was like OMG

Please don't get fat

Cuz now that my face is connected to her body

And if she goes crazy at 疯狂星期四

I get fat

Thats crazy

In fact if you guys wanna stay in shape

The best way is to tattoo your favorite celebrity on your belly

Cuz now youre responsible

Yeah 欧阳娜娜right here 易洋千玺right here

And if you like AKB48

You can get your 棉毛衫right here