I think you are living in denial

Oh can't you see she's pretty wild

And every night I pray

That you don't knock her up

'Cause I still want to be

The mother of your child

They say "l'amour est ne a Paris"

So she's planned a little trip to France

While she's in anxious anticipation

I really hope you have a horrible vacation

And so you think of me when you arrive

Hope the french fleas eat you both alive

And your room smells

And the toilet doesn't flush

And locals treat you mean

And the service takes too long

'Cause I'm fragile

And you broke my heart in two

But you just smile

Like it's all the same to you to you

But when you learn your lesson

Come like a prodigal son

Read the big sign at the airport

Bienvenue from Hell mon amour

And when you learn your lesson

Come like a prodigal son

Read the big sign at the airport

Bienvenue from Hell mon amour

Where did you get the ability

To make fakes promises to me

You are exactly like

A politician

Need everyone's approval just to see

If you are doing right

And I hope you both freeze

Under the Eiffel Tower

So you end up throwing in the towel

Hope you'll miss me

And someday you're gonna see

That I put my trust in you

But you turned you back to me

'Cause I'm fragile

And you broke my heart in two

But you just smile

Like it's all the same to you to you

But when you learn your lesson

Come like a prodigal son

Read the big sign at the airport

Bienvenue from Hell mon amour

And when you learn your lesson

Come like a prodigal son

Read the big sign at the airport

Bienvenue from Hell mon amour

And when you learn your lesson

Come like a prodigal son

Read the big sign at the airport

Bienvenue from Hell mon amour

And when you learn your lesson

Come like a prodigal son

Read the big sign at the airport

Bienvenue from Hell mon amour

Mon amour mon amour

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Passengers with destination

Passengers with destination to Hell

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