See it all started the other day

I was smoking and you know

Thinking to myself all deeply

You know how you do sometimes when you smoke w**d

You start thinking too deeply and it all gets a bit scary

Anyway I'm just getting back to the point

Which is I was thinking about how if I were to die have I done everything

That I would really like to do and I haven't

So this is a list of everything I'd like to do before I die

Gotta a make mill and find out just

How real fake titties feel but with an attitude like mine I might not die

I might get killed

Anyway before I die I wanna drive a farrari and a Harley

Go on safari withdraw a million pound coins from barclays

Just for the sake of it Just so I can say I did

So you can get an arranged hatred and say that I take the piss

I don't care why would I This is what I wanna do

I'm talking about me so why would I give a f**k about you

At some point I wanna give up the w**d

Have a kid and be the dad to my son my father never was for me

Maybe even invest some cash for the kids that

I'm yet to have and a little stash of cash for the lawyers for the necks that

I'm yet to snap

Before I take a bow I gotta do Amsterdam and get higher

Than I've ever been they call me evergreen I got leaves all year round

I pop pills and smoke so stop debating So if I don't die of intoxication

I'd at least like to be intoxicated

Before I die I want to be rich I want to be famous

And believe me I burn zoots