Comprehensive Evaluation(Skit) - Joyner Lucas

Hey buddy come in and have a seat

Your mom told me you didn't want to come in

And see me today because of our last conversation

And I apologize buddy I really do

I shouldn't have lashed out like that

I was out of character

I mean you're only eight years old

And I had no business talking to you that way

So I wanted to extend a very sincere apology to you

You think we can be friends and get over this

I guess so

That a boy

And I promise from this day forward

That if you don't act like a little f**king retard and piss me off again

I won't lash out like that

There's consequences for everything Joyner

You act like a little prick you get the mean doctor you don't wanna see

It's that simple

Now mom tells me you don't really like the prescription I gave you

Not really

Well what if I told you that I have a prescription that

You can't get at the pharmacy

Like what

You ever used cocaine Joyner

What's that

How about lean

I never heard of it

Give me your backpack

Why

I'm going to put a few things in there for you

And I guarantee this will take all your ADHD away for good

How's that sound

Um

It'll be our little secret

I'm not sure about this

Don't tell mom

If you do no more treatment for you