Ripped Pants - Spongebob Squarepants

I thought I had everybody on my side

But I went and blew it all sky high

And now she won't even spare a passing glance

All just because I ripped my pants

When big larry came round just to put him down

Spongebob turned into a clown

And no girl ever wants to dance

With a fool who went and ripped his pants

I no I shouldn't mope around I shouldn't curse

But the pain feels so much worse

Cause windin' up with no one

Is a lot less fun then a burn

From the sun or sand in your buns

Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget

So listen and you won't regret

Be true to yourself don't miss your chance

And you won't end up like the fool who ripped

His pants