I'm On A Boat (Edited) - The Lonely Island/T-Pain

Aw sh*t get your towels ready it's about to go down

Everybody in the place hit the f**king deck

But stay on your motherf**king toes

We running this let's go

I'm on a boat

I'm on a boat

Everybody look at me

'Cause I'm sailing on a boat sailing on a boat

I'm on a boat I'm on a boat I'm on a boat

Take a good hard look at the motherf**king boat boat yeah

I'm on a boat motherf**ker take a look at me

Straight floatin' on a boat on the deep blue sea

Busting five knots wind whipping out my coat

You can't stop me motherf**ker cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture trick trick I'm on a boat b**ch b**ch

We drinking Santana champ 'cause it's so crisp crisp

I got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies

I'm flipping burgers you at Kinko's straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a dolphin doing flips and sh*t

The dolphin's splashing getting everybody all wet

But this ain't Sea World this is real as it gets

I'm on a boat motherf**ker don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and it's going fast and

I got a nautical themed Pashmina Afghan

I'm the king of the world on a boat like Leo

If you're on the shore then you're sure not me-oh

Get the f**k up this boat is real

F**k land I'm on a boat motherf**ker motherf**ker

F**k trees I climb buoys motherf**ker motherf**ker

I'm on the deck with my boys motherf**ker yeah

This boat engine make noise motherf**ker

Hey ma if you could see me now see me now

Arms spread wide on the starboard bow starboard bow

Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow moon somehow

Like Kevin Garnett anything is possible

Yeah never thought I'd be on a boat let's go

It's a big blue watery road yeah

Poseidon look at me oh all hands on deck

Never thought I'd see the day

When a big boat coming my way

Believe me when I say I f**ked a mermaid

I'm on a boat I'm on a boat

Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat whoa

I'm on a boat I'm on a boat

Take a good hard look at the motherf**kin' boat shorty shorty Yeah yeah