Good Rats - Various Artists
Have you ever stopped to think about what rats do for fun
Sure they crawl around and scurry
Yeah they're always on the run but a rat sure likes a good time
Just like you and me
I'll prove it with a tale about a rat infested brewery
It started with a little lad named Vermin Mccann
Who fell upon a drink that made him feel like quite a man
He rounded up his furry boys
Though some wore a frown
They quickly changed their tune and they slammed a couple down
One two one two three four
Come on all you good rats
We'll send you to heaven
You'll find the pearly gates in the froth and the foam
Cause in these vats you've made quite a creation
A potion that turned the Guinness to gold
Like mice behind a piper
Rats from all around soon headed for this factory in old Dublin town
They surely heard the news about this fancy new rat brew they come
They saw they had a taste and knocked back a few
One two one two three four
Come on all you good rats
We'll send you to heaven
You'll find the pearly gates in the froth and the foam
Cause in these vats you've made quite a creation
A potion that turned the Guinness to gold
The rats were in a tizzy
Addicted to the bone the hairy lugs were giddy
They were never going home
Like a bunch of drunken pirates prepared walk the plank they drank
They sang they took a plunge and in the beer they sank
One two one two three four
Come on all you good rats
We'll send you to heaven
You'll find the pearly gates in the froth and the foam
Cause in these vats you've made quite a creation
A potion that turned the Guinness to gold
One two one two three four
Come on all you good rats
We'll send you to heaven
You'll find the pearly gates in the froth and the foam
Cause in these vats you've made quite a creation
A potion that turned the Guinness to gold
Come on all you good rats
We'll send you to heaven
You'll find the pearly gates in the froth and the foam
Cause in these vats you've made quite a creation
A potion that turned the Guinness to gold