Cougars - Dirt Nasty/Bonnie McKee/Warren G

She is the cougar

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Cougars are my favourite ladies

Purr like a vintage mercedes

Mid 40's no babies

Look fly since the early 80's

Cougars don't waste time

Gotta be at work 9 to 5

Eat your meat to survive

So old she barely alive

Strut like a panther

Looking epileptic on the dance floor

She'll claw your pants off

And look good for beating the cancer

Playmate 88

Don't rollerblade she rollerskate

Squeeze juice out your grapes

Like fine wine getting better with age

You can feel the bite

You hear the growl

Cause the midnight cougar's on the prowl

Baby like a wine I'm fine over time

But I'm gonna make you mine

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Cougars are all the rage

But don't let them out their cage

Ancient or middle aged

Want cocks and botox in their faces

Cougars do it right

Cause they hot blooded cold desires

And they never want to stay the night

Disappear before the morning light

They ain't even gotta be that old

If they twice your age you're good to go

The big 40

Fake j-lo a** with an mj nose

Arthritis

In the hip and neckbone from pulling all-nighters

Young girls they alright

But a night with a cougar priceless

You can feel the bite

You hear the growl

Cause the midnight cougar's on the prowl

Baby like a wine I'm fine over time

But I'm gonna make you mine

Cougar cougar cougar cougar cougar

She is the cougar

Grow fastive

Very dangerous

Cougar cougar cougar cougar

You can feel the bite

You hear the growl

Cause the midnight cougar's on the prowl

Baby like a wine I'm fine over time

But I'm gonna make you mine

Cougar cougar cougar cougar cougar