My best friend Sarah went to Europe for the summer

My brother got kicked out of school aw bummer

Julie Anne got laid in the backseat of a hummer

And got arrested like Mel Gibson

I read in the trades

That the N'synch boy is no way

But I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet

I got drunk and totally lost it

When I woke up the first thing that I though of

Was oh my Kesha those hot Jimmy Choos

Hey Paris did I lose it on that pair too

Paris Hilton's Closet - Kesha

Celebutants work in the glamourazzi

Should have sold the story

To the tabloids took the money

Takes a lot to get kicked out of this party

And almost get arrested like Mel Gibson

I don't recall at all

But I got like fifty phone calls Oh my God

When I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet

I got drunk and totally lost it

When I woke up the first thing that I though of

Was oh no no Kesha those hot Gucci shoes

What did you do Did I lose it on that pair too

Oh of all the stupid things I've done

I'm the proudest of this bra

But this one's the best

I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet

I got drunk and totally lost it

When I woke up the first thing that I though of

Was oh my Kesha those hot Jimmy Choos

And those Minolos and pradas

Chloes and your sparkly dresses

Hey Paris I saw the same stuff at Target

Hey Paris what ya gonna do

What ya gonna do what ya gonna do

I totally lost it la la la

Oh boy I've lost it la la la

Paris Hilton's closet

I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet

I got drunk and totally lost it

When I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet

I got drunk and totally lost it

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