I'm a Weirdo (Explicit) - The Lonely Island

I'm a weirdo yeah I'm a weirdo

People looking at me crazy I don't care though

I'm a weirdo w w weirdo

Ask me if I give a f**k I say f**k no

I say f**k no I say f**k no

Ask me if I give a f**k I say f**k no

I'm a weirdo not a hero

Had a psych eval didn't clear though

Ergo I say ear go

Cut my ear off now I can't hear stereo

If that makes me weird I'm weird

I use a mach3 razor on my beard

I use a mach10 razor down down there

Seven more blades cause I like it sheer

Use a banana as a telephone

Use a banana as a telephone

Use a banana as a telephone

Spoon in my ear cause my brain's made of gelatone

Latin girls say turn up the reggaeton

But it's me in a wig mind is hella gone

Ay papi you crazy

Yeah crazy for driving miss daisy

Best picture must be doing something right

Chicken bit off my dick at a cockfight

Sewed it back on sitting at a stoplight

Bit a cop got a ticket for a cock bite

I'm demented and deranged motherf**ker

Choose the middle seat on a plane motherf**ker

Just wrong like a dog in ray bans

Piss off the roof you could call me rain man

Best picture must be doing something right

F**k I'm repeating myself man I'm not right

I'm a weirdo yeah I'm a weirdo

People looking at me crazy I don't care though

I'm a weirdo w w weirdo

Ask me if I give a f**k I say f**k no

I say f**k no I say f**k no

Ask me if I give a f**k I say f**k no

Ask me if I give a f**k I'll say f**k no