Do you have the time to

Listen to me whine

About NOTHING and

Everything all at once

I am one of those

Melodramatic fools

Neurotic to the bone

No doubt about it

Sometimes I give myself the CREEPS

Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

It all keeps adding up

I think I'm CRACKING UP

Am I just PARANOID

Am I just STONED

I went to a shrink

To analyze my dreams

SHE says it's lack of sex that's

Bringing me down

I went to a whore

HE said my life's a bore

So quit my whining cause

It's bringing HER down

Sometimes I give myself

The CREEPS

Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

It all keeps adding up

I think I'm CRACKING UP

Am I just PARANOID

Grasping to CONTROL

So I BETTER hold on

Sometimes I give myself

The CREEPS

Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

It all keeps adding up

I think I'm CRACKING UP

Am I just PARANOID