My Name Is - Various Artists

Hi my name is what my name is who

My name is scratches slim shady

Hi my name is huh my name is what

My name is scratches slim shady

Ahem excuse me

My name is what my name is who

My name is scratches slim shady

Hey my name is huh my name is what

My name is scratches slim shady

Hi kids do you like violence

Yeah yeah yeah

Wanna see me stick nine inch nails

Through each one of my eyelids

Uh-huh

Wanna copy me and do exactly like i did

Yeah yeah

Try 'cid and get f**ked up worse that my life is

Huh

My brain's dead weight i'm tryin to get my head straight

But i can't figure out which spice girl i want to impregnate

Ummmm

And dr dre said slim shady you a basehead

Uh-uhhh so why's your face red man you wasted

Well since age twelve i've felt like i'm someone else

Cause i hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt

Got pissed off and ripped pamela lee's tits off

And smacked her so hard

I knocked her clothes backwards like kris kross

I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my a**

Faster than a fat b**ch who sat down too fast

C'mere slut

Shady wait a minute that's my girl dog

I don't give a f**k

God sent me to piss the world off

Hi my name is what my name is who

My name is scratches slim shady

Hi my name is huh my name is what

My name is scratches slim shady

Hi my name is what my name is who

My name is scratches slim shady

Hi my name is huh my name is what

My name is scratches slim shady

My english teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high

Thanks a lot next semester i'll be thirty-five

I smacked him in his face with an eraser chased him with a stapler

Walked in the strip club

Had my jacket zipped up

Flashed the bartender then stuck my dick in the tip cup

Extraterrestrial runnin over pedestrians

In a spaceship while they screamin at me

Let's just be friends

Ninety-nine percent of my life i was lied to

I just found out my mom does more d**e than i do

Damn

I told her i'd grow up to be a famous rapper

Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her

Oh thank you

You know you blew up when the women rush your stands

And try to touch your hands like some screamin usher fans

Aaahhhhhh

This guy at white castle asked for my autograph

So i signed it 'dear dave thanks for the support

Asshole'

Hi my name is what my name is who

My name is scratches slim shady

Hi my name is huh my name is what

My name is scratches slim shady

Hi my name is what my name is who

My name is scratches slim shady

Hi my name is huh my name is what

My name is scratches slim shady

Stop the tape

This kid needs to be locked away

Dr dre don't just stand there operate

I'm not ready to leave it's too scary to die

I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive

Am i comin' or goin' i can barely decide

I just drank a fifth of vodka

Dare me to drive go ahead

All my life i was very deprived

I ain't had a woman in years

And my palms are too hairy to hide

Whoops

Clothes ripped like the incredible hulk

Hachhh-too

I spit when i talk i'll f**k anything that walks

C'mere

When i was little i used to get so hungry i would throw fits

How you gonna breast feed me mom

You ain't got no tits

I lay awake and strap myself in the bed

Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head bang

I'm steamin mad arrrggghhh

And by the way when you see my dad yeah

Tell him that i slit his throat in this dream i had

Hi my name is what

My name is who

My name is scratches slim shady

Hi my name is huh my name is what

My name is scratches slim shady

Hi my name is what my name is who

My name is scratches slim shady

Hi my name is huh my name is what

My name is scratches slim shady