Okay children quiet down' quiet down

Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day

His name is Mr Shady

Children quiet down please

Brian don't throw that （SHUT UP ）

Mr Shady will be your new substituteShady

Good luck Mr ShadyShady

Hi there little boys and girls （F**K YOU ）

Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels

But first' I'd like you to meet my friend Bob （Huh ）

Say hi Bob （"Hi Bob"） Bob's 30 and still lives with his mom

And he don't got a job' cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot

But his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot

And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spotBob

And wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock

When it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog

Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks （AHH ）

And even if they escaped and they got the cops

The ladies would all be so afraid' they would drop the charge

'Til one night Mrs Stacey went off the job

When she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk

But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off

But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker

Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka比Shady

You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr "

He grabbed S tace' by the legs as chopped it off her

And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her

But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander

They never found her' and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner

And that's the story of Bob and his m*******a'

And what it might do to you