Respect Me - Eminem

I wasn't born mean I was pushed to stretch it

I walk the streets looking for some puss to fetch me

I'm like a vegi

Brains turn the mush I'm edgie edgie enough to give regie

Bush a wedgie if he don't give me kim things could get messy

So pass it a*s to me let me squish the left cheek

And push against the right one till its smushed against me

And leave a dead body in the woods

The MC with the christopher reef beef

We started off on the wrong foot

Or should I say fake leg made out of wood I shouldn't

Yes I should riding through the hood

I'm chilling with westwood I'm quite mellow

A white fellow

My pee is bright yellow

I like jellow I'm like hello

To a cute little dyke on the mic I'm kinda like

Me and west wood blastin off

Jackin off in a pair acid washs

Bumpin asher roth

Cruisin drastic 'til I damn near crash the car

Trynna smash em all of the dash

Hit the over pass

Went off over the bridge

Into on coming traffic caused

A massive fourty-two car pile up

Not a scratch at all

Hopped up holding an axe and saw

Jason mask is off

And my face is plastered in tobasco sauce

Spittin flame kickin fire out ya a*s

Ya lil fag you can pass it on or battery acid dawg

You don't wanna get my a*s ticked of

I'm harder than playing basketball

While I'm going through cracc withdrawls

D**k so big it's like elastic

I tie it in a knot and it looks like Mr. Fantastic

Crossed the path of plastic man with a drastic force

Put my p***s on classic sports