Feed The Beast - The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience/The Lonely Island

My car my house my kid my spouse

My team my dream I gots to feed the beast

My glutes my bod they say my God

My tris my calves my thighs

The hits the tags the sex the crabs

The road the bus my tiny little nuts

Your finger my butt you know what's up

The bumps the slumps the motherf**king umps

The fans the heckles the girls with the freckles

They're trying to distract me from trying to be special

These pompous pitchers trying to strike your man out

And these scummy bloodsuckers looking for a handout out

The stress the press the beautiful mess

The razors I use to shave my chest

The bills the pills the views from the hills

My streaks my ruts my tiny little nuts

My mom my burden I'm not a virgin

The aches the pain the heat the rain

The lies the secrets José I'll keep it

And Mark I'll keep it we'll keep our secret our secret

Our secret

Our secret

Our secret

Our secret

Our secret

Our secret

Our secret

Our secret

Feed the beast

Feed the beast beast

Feed

They say it's lonely at the top

But I got hella homies like Mark

Plus the guy that gets my blow for me

Plus the guy that gets my 'roids for me

And my cars for me and my money manager

That collects my dough for me

Plus my private bodyguard

Always on patrol for me

Plus the lady that I pay to suggest merlots for me

Plus my agent my real best friend

Yeah my agent he'll be there 'til the end

My sports agent I trust him with my life

The only one that truly understands my strife

Together we'll achieve the most amazing heights

He knows what I like and he treats me right