IHOP - The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience/The Lonely Island

Yea tak yea yea

Yea tak yeaaa yea tak yea yea

Yea tak who say yeaaa

Got oakleys on my face to keep the sun from coming in

In I'm swinging at the ball and that's a double homonym

Ain't no one that can touch me I got trouble cuddlin'

In the forty-forty club and I ain't s-s-stutterin'

The name's José they they they call me Yoplait

I'm a low fat treat that the ladies wanna lay

And in a melee bring style to the brawl

'Cause I'll punch you in a poncho and

I'll shake you in a shawl

Hit the ball so f**kin' hard you can

Hear the cow it came from scream

Plus my mane got the sheen

I mean it's mean to disrupt the mean but I meant to

This ain't Bill Buckner's legs you don't know what I went through

And I got news to present you

My collect calls to your mama got sent through

In her crib so much I should pay rent too

Devil down below when they ask me who sent you

Sent you sent you sent you sent you

Yea tak my yeaaa

The house of pancakes is my favorite place place

I love the booth seating and I love-a the taste

Test my Andros are part of a nutritious breakfast

My necks so big that it broke-a my necklace

Slipped on the puka shells on the floor

Had to go re-up at the puka shell store

Hey Mark welcome back to your favorite shop

Yo shut the f**k up and put the pukas in the box

Okay big Mac there's no need to be rude

I'm sorry Bob it's the steroids they f**k with my mood

Now put the pukas in the bag before I blow my top

'Cause me and howse 'bout to smash back to IHOP IHOP