Uniform On - The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience/The Lonely Island

Andy Samberg/Akiva Shaffer：

She said she wanna f**k me with my uniform on

She grabbed me by the bat now it's going going gone

I never finish sex 'cause I'm so juiced out

But she nutted three times then we bashed then I bounced

I reside in Blackhawk in a big f**king house

My community is gated 'cause I don't strike out

Got a room with a chair got a room with a couch

Got a framed photograph of the time I met Alf

You know I'm not a hamburger but they call me Big Mac

Got the one ton Jimmy and the itty-bitty sack

My b**l shrinky-dinky 'cause the 'roids so strong

But it makes the aforementioned Jimmy-jam look long

The name is Mark and no I'm not Mork

And yes I eat pork 'cause it's tasty on my fork

And no I'm not a jork but I'll jork it out the pork

'Cause Noah should have had the Bash Brothers on his Ork

We are the perfect pair to start a new society

Filled with home-run hitting gold glove Goliathes

Here's what I found on the web for what is the plural of goliath

Goliaths

Andy Samberg/Akiva Shaffer：

Oh we're Goliaths baby boy

Kirk Gibson's a pariah baby boy

I work out with a tire baby boy

I wonder who can lift it higher baby boy

Ahh lift that tire b***h

Put your back in it and lift it higher b***h

Stab that needle in my a*s 'til I am rich

Make me a god with the chemical sciences

Ahh baseball baseball He-Man hit the baseball

By the power of Grayskull

Rip the skin off and eat the brains out the baseball

Gonna run a motherf**kin' train on the baseball

Ahh don't tell me to be f**king calm

Whip out my d**k on the Jumbotron

Rip out my bones cause my muscles so strong

Now the pain's so bad that my motherf**king heart stop