I.L.M.P - Chris Moyles/Robbie Williams (罗比·威廉姆斯)

Well listen everybody let me tell you about me

I love a lot of things in life

Like the birds and the bees

I love holidays in Spain and weekends in Leeds

But most of all I love my p*nis

Yeah

And here's my friend to tell you what he loves

Ladies and gentlemen

Mr Robbie Williams

I love cute little babies with their tiny little hands

I love laying on the beach and playing in the sand

I love walking in the park with the wind in the trees

But most of all I love my p*nis

They love love love their p*nis

They love love love their p*nis

I love the sunrise in the morning it's a lovely sight

I love watching crappy films late into the night

I love Michael Jackson records like black or white

But most of all I love my p*nis

They love love love their p*nis

They love love love their p*nis

I love bobbing up and down in the Caribbean sea

I love watching the teli with a mug of tea

I watch anything presented by Holly Willoughby

I bet she'd love my p*nis

Hey Rob how much do you love your p*nis

I love it more than football

Wow that's a lot of love

Do you love your p*nis more than Leeds

I take my p*nis everywhere I go

He sure does

Look at this little fella

It's a lovely little thing

So is yours

It's smiling at me

Well that's because he's a big fan of you Robbie

Play it boys

I love lazy sunday mornings

A laying in bed

I love sitting down to dinner with a basket of bread

I love the technology of infrared

But most of all mmm p*nis

That's right

So sing along with us if you're feeling the same

Just be proud of your willy don't be ashamed

So stand up proud and loudly proclaim

We love our p*nises

They're the men who's got it all

Sophisticated handsome and very tall

They're more delicious than a slice of cake

More than in love with their trouser snake

They love love love their p*nis

They love love love their p*nis

They love love love their p*nis

They love love love their p*nis

They love love love their p*nis

They love love love their p*nis

They love love love their p*nis

They love love love their p*nis

P E N I S love their p*nis

P E N I S love their p*nis

P E N I S love their p*nis

I love my p*nis

So do I