Teenage Dirtbag - (Tribute to Wheatus) - Various Artists

His name is Noel

I have a dream about him

He rings my bell

I got gym class in half an hour

Oh how he rocks

In Keds and nike socks

But he doesn't know who I am

And he doesn't give a damn about me

Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby

Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby

Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me

Ooohoooooo

His girlfriend's a b**ch

She has an attitude

And she'd simply kick

My a** if she knew the truth

She lives on my block

She drives while I rock

And she doesn't know who I am

And she doesn't give a damn about me

Cause i'm just a teenage dirtbag baby

Yeah i'm just a teenage dirtbag baby

Listen to iron maiden baby with me

Ooohoooooo

Oh yeah dirtbag

No he doesn't know what he's missing

Oh yeah dirtbag

No he doesn't know what he's missing

Man I feel like mould

It's prom night and I am lonely

Low and behold

He's walking over to me

This must be fake

My lip starts to shake

How does he know who I am

And why does he give a damn about me

"I've got two tickets

To Iron Maiden baby

Come with me Friday-

Don't say maybe

I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby

Like you Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo"

Oh yeah dirtbag

No he doesn't know what he's missing

Oh yeah dirtbag

No he doesn't know what he's missing