The Clicker Blues (Live) - Barbra Streisand (芭芭拉·史翠珊)

Remember when online was where you hung the wash

And a megabyte was a really big nosh

And if it was a virus you got

You went to the doctor and got a shot ooh

Internet or interface

Download upload database

Pixel shmixle cyber speak

They may as well be speaking Greek

Once a floppy disk meant you had a bum back

A hack drove a cab and a burger was a

Mac

Modems chat rooms dos and dots

A mouse in your pad that's why we had cats

Nowadays you need a degree from mit

To operate your own tv

I used to find a channel quicker

When all you needed was one clicker

Listen I don't mean to bicker

But now my clicker has a clicker

And each new clicker makes me sicker

If I could only find a clicker to turn all

The clickers off