Miss Marmelstein (Live) - Barbra Streisand (芭芭拉·史翠珊)
Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein
Miss Marmelstein
Oh why is it always Miss Marmelstein
Miss Marmelstein
Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein
Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein
Other girls get called by their
First names right away
They get cozy intimate
Do you know what I mean
And nobody calls me
"Hey baby doll" Miss Marmelstein
Or "Honey dear" Miss Marmelstein
Or "Sweetie pie"
Miss Marmelstein
Even my first name
Would be preferable
Though its terrible
It might be better its Yetta
Or perhaps my second
Name thats Tessye
Spelled T E S S Y E
But no no its always Miss Marmelstein
Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein
Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein
Miss Marmelstein
Even "Hey there babe"
Thought not respectable
Ain't so object able
Its kind of crummy but chummy
Of course if I got married
That would do it
So wheres the lucky guy
Till then it still is Miss Marmelstein
Miss Marmelstein
Everyday I get more and more fast
Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein
Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein
Miss Marmelstein
Oh I could bust