Miss Marmelstein (Live) - Barbra Streisand (芭芭拉·史翠珊)

Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

Miss Marmelstein

Oh why is it always Miss Marmelstein

Miss Marmelstein

Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

Other girls get called by their

First names right away

They get cozy intimate

Do you know what I mean

And nobody calls me

"Hey baby doll" Miss Marmelstein

Or "Honey dear" Miss Marmelstein

Or "Sweetie pie"

Miss Marmelstein

Even my first name

Would be preferable

Though its terrible

It might be better its Yetta

Or perhaps my second

Name thats Tessye

Spelled T E S S Y E

But no no its always Miss Marmelstein

Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

Miss Marmelstein

Even "Hey there babe"

Thought not respectable

Ain't so object able

Its kind of crummy but chummy

Of course if I got married

That would do it

So wheres the lucky guy

Till then it still is Miss Marmelstein

Miss Marmelstein

Everyday I get more and more fast

Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

Miss Marmelstein

Oh I could bust