Diaper Money (REVISED Album Version|Explicit) - The Lonely Island

Lonely Island

We've been here for a minute now

This some grown man sh*t

I got that diaper money

I got that diaper money

Dude I got that diaper money

I'm a grown a** man

Ayo I got that diaper money

'Cause my kids is the sh*t

So I say I'm gonna hustle

To keep my pocket but fit

I got papers and papers and tapes

All for baby's mistakes

Just so my comperton drapes

(don't get sh*t on 'em)

I got that diaper money

I got that diaper money

Dude I got that diaper money

I'm a grown a** man

I got that wife p**sy

I got that wife p**sy

I got that wife p**sy

I got that p**sy on lock

I got that wife p**sy on lock 24/7

Whenever she left me

I'm insane p**sy heaven

And the best past about it

Is no one else could have it

And also I can't have it

Unless she says I can

See a girl on the street

Man I can't so I won't

See my wife at home

Man I would but she hates my guts

Wife p**sy

I got that wife p**sy

I got that wife p**sy

I got that p**sy on lock

I got that grave plot

I got that grave plot

I got that grave plot

It's right off the highway

Wobble dee wobble dee

Drop into my grave plot

You afraid of death

Well I'm afraid not

'Cause I got the bomb

Spot right off the highway

I did it my way a very small

Percent of the time range

I got my coffin picked out

Styrofoam painted like wood

Tricked out

It's even got handles

To lower me smooth

And my tomb stone

Only has minimal typos

Grave plot

I got that grave plot

I got that grave plot

Right next to my dad

I got that diaper money

I got that wife p**sy

I got that grave plot

I'm a grown a** man