I reflect on my reflection

And I ask myself the question

What's the right direction to go

I don't know

Am I a man or am I a muppet

Am I a muppet

If I'm a muppet then I'm a very manly muppet

A very manly muppet

Am I a muppet

Muppet or am I a man

Am I a man

If I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man

A muppet of a man

I look into these eyes

And I don't recognize

The one I see inside

It's time for me to decide

Am I a man or am I a muppet

Am I a muppet

If I'm a muppet

Well I'm a very manly muppet

A very manly muppet

Am I a muppet

Muppet or am I a man

Am I a man

If I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man

A muppet of a man

Here I go again

I'm always running out of time

I think I've made up my mind

Now I understand who I am

I'm A Man

I'm A Muppet

I'm a Muppet of a man

I'm a very manly Muppet

I'm a Muppety Man

That's what I am